8-step plan to (LEGALLY) have orgy with four 9 year-old virgins

PLEASE NOTE: THIS IS NOT MEANT TO PROMOTE PEDOPHILIA, AND IS ONLY MEANT TO GET 1.3 BILLION PEOPLE TO STOP BELIEVING THAT SOMEONE WHO HAD SEX WITH A 9 YEAR-OLD (MOHAMMAD) IS THE “PERFECT MAN”.

Here’s the Freedom News plan:
1. Read this landmark New York Times article to see that this is all amazingly perfectly LEGAL in many Islamic nations!

2. Thank 1.3 billion people for being unwilling to condemn the instigator of all this, Mohammad, who did little Aisha when he was old enough to be her grandfather (Ahadith Sahih Bukhari Volume 7, Book 62, Number 88 ).

3. Go to Amazon.com and buy a Qur’an, as you’ll need to pretend to have converted.

4. Go to HotWire.com and book a flight to the many Muslim countries where this is perfectly legal (Yemen, Pakistan, Afghanistan, etc.)

5. When you arrive, offer Islamic fathers of cute 9 year-olds money for a child bride as in the NYT article (very common in Islamic nations.)

6. Go to town, cowboy! (In the article, he took her clothes off as soon as the lights went out!) Islam allows 4 “wives” at the same time…can you say “little-girl orgy”?

7. When you run out of Viagra, simply say “I divorce you” three times in a row (that’s all a MAN has to do in Islam), and you can fly home a free man! (Also, some Islamic countries - such as Iran - allow “temporary marriages”, to facilitate de-facto prostitution.)

8. Repeat as often as you wish (until Muslims change their Quran)!


WARNING: don’t be a “switch-hitter” while there, because being gay/bi-sexual (even consenting ADULTS) will get you tortured/killed! And don’t have sex with kids in a civilized NON-Muslim nation, as for some strange reason we have laws against having sex with kids!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homosexuality_and_Islam


This satire was written by freedom seeker Terry Martin